Data Processing Manager
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Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
is more powerful than a locomotive,
is faster than a speeding bullet,
walks on water,
gives policy to God.
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Ass't. Data Processing Manager
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Leaps short buildings in a single bound,
is more powerful than a switch engine,
is just as fast as a speeding bullet,
walks on water if the sea is calm,
talks to God.
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Senior Systems Analyst
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Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable
winds,
is almost as powerful as a switch engine,
is faster than a speeding BB,
walks on water in an indoor swimming pool,
talks with God if special request is approved.
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Systems Analyst
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Barely clears a quonset hut,
loses tug of war with a locomotive,
can fire a speeding bullet,
swims well,
is occasionally addressed by God.
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Lead Programmer
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Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap
buildings,
is run over by locomotives,
can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting
self-injury,
dog paddles,
talks to animals.
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Senior Programmer
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Runs into buildings,
recognizes locomotives two out of three times,
is not issued ammunition,
can stay afloat with a life jacket,
talks to walls.
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Maintenance programmer
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Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings,
says "Look at the Choo Choo",
wets himself with a water pistol,
mumbles to himself.
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Programmer
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Lifts buildings and walks under them,
kicks locomotives off the tracks,
catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them,
freezes water with a single glance,
he is GOD.
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