Leaps short buildings in a single bound,

 is more powerful than a switch engine,

 is just as fast as a speeding bullet,

 walks on water if the sea is calm,

 talks to God. 

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds,

 is almost as powerful as a switch engine,

 is faster than a speeding BB,

 walks on water in an indoor swimming pool,

 talks with God if special request is approved. 

Barely clears a quonset hut,

 loses tug of war with a locomotive,

 can fire a speeding bullet,

 swims well,

 is occasionally addressed by God. 

Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings,

 is run over by locomotives,

 can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury,

 dog paddles,

 talks to animals. 

Runs into buildings,

 recognizes locomotives two out of three times,

 is not issued ammunition,

 can stay afloat with a life jacket,

 talks to walls. 

Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings,

 says "Look at the Choo Choo",

 wets himself with a water pistol,

 mumbles to himself. 

Lifts buildings and walks under them,

 kicks locomotives off the tracks,

 catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them,

 freezes water with a single glance,

 he is GOD.