The Russian Potato Crop 

The Soviet Minister of Agriculture asking the peasant farmer about the crops.

 "Oh, the crops are great," he said.

"What about potatoes," the Minister asked.

"Wonderful, there are so many that if we put them in a pile, they would reach the foot of God." 

"Comrade, " the Minister scolded the farmer, "in theSoviet Union we have no God.

"That's ok," said the farmer, "we have no potatoes either."

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