The difference between heaven and hell

In Heaven:

the Frenchare the cooks 

the Germansare the mechanics 

the Swissrun the government 

the Italiansare the lovers 

the Britishare the police. 

But in Hell,

the Frenchare the mechanics 

the Germansare the police 

the Swissare the lovers 

the Italiansrun the government 

the Britishare the cooks