A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each childin her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.

As you shall make your bed so shall you

mess it up.

Better be safe than

punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the

It's always darkest before

You can lead a horse to water but

bug is close.

daylight savings time.

how?

Don't bite the hand that

looks dirty.

A miss is as good as a

Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new

If you lie down with the dogs, you'll

math.

stink in the morning.

The pen is mightier than the

pigs.

An idle mind is

the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke, there's

Happy the bride who

pollution.

gets all the presents.

A penny saved is

not much.

Two's company, three's

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you,cry and

the musketeers.

you have to blow your nose.

Children should be seen and not

spanked or grounded.

When the blind leadeth the blind

get out of the way.

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