The Genie and the Mother-in-Law
A man found a magic bottle and freed the genie. The genie said he could have three wishes, but whatever he asked for, his mother-in-law would get double.
First he asked for $1,000,000, and "poof," he had a million dollars. And his mother-in-law had two million dollars.
Next, he asked for a luxury apartment on the beach. "Poof" he was in an apartment on the 30th floor of a luxery high-rise on Miami Beach. But his mother-in-law lived in the penthouse.
For his third wish, he asked the genie to beat him half to death.
